GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS
at least you get accepted no matter what
(Source: stevebrule, via deathekidd)
give birth to the roof, feed the roof, nurture the roof,
raise the roof
(via ofmiceandbren)
i think its funny how there are some actors who played a role for so long that its almost impossible for me to see them as anything else
and then there are some actors who’ve done so many roles i dont even see them as actors anymore it’s just them as themselves in another movie
and then there are actors who you’re not quite sure what they really look like
(via deathekidd)
Who came up with kissing? Seriously?
Did 2 people one day accidentally bash heads together and went like, “Oh… That was nice”
*violently bashes head together again*
“This should be a thing”kissing is a method of exchanging saliva (and thus DNA) to determine whether or not you would want to reproduce with that person
*Bashes heads once more*
You are a prime candidate for my child.
(via deathekidd)
rnph:
there are young kids out there trying to find porn on youtube
(Source: 180mph, via deathekidd)
I swear, I will do this every single time one of my little brothers graduates from somewhere.
you are my new favorite person
(via deathekidd)
